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Friday, March 6, 2009 ' 10:56 PM Y

Qn: What kind of mother would encourage her own daughter to go for plastic surgery????

Ans: Mine. Mrs. Annie Twu Yueh-Wen.

so the other day i was doin simple makeup for kelly and was joking how huge eyed double eyelid girls (basically most ppl) can save so much money on eyeliner in their whole lifetime as compared to small single eyelid girls (basically me..and mayb a few others) since all it takes is one thin black solid line to make the difference. Do u know how much ink i use every morning and yet hardly any effect??? (lil effect compared to none still makes a difference of course)

my mom(translated): I told u so many times! Just go under the knife! see me, ur cousin, (list of the ppl goes on....)! All very successful! I'll pay for u dont worry! There's nothing i can do if u still dont listen lo.

yea...wow...a mother not only suggesting but willing (w/o me asking) to pay for her own daughter to go for plastic surgery...and teeth whitening, eye lasik not to mention!
HAHA, talk bout natural beauty man...

BUT i've nothing against that of course! who wouldnt want nice big eyes and a beautiful bright white smile???

so i shall take advantage of her offers (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:
i'm already considering to get double eyelids in summer hols!
teeth whitening and eye lasik will just have to wait until i'm old enough!

just curious tho...are ur parents like that too?? like always say 'oh, u're naturally pretty le! Must be appreciative ok!' but then at the same time, 'aiyo, how come u so hairy, ur skin so dry, ur teeth so yellow, u gain so much weight, ur thighs and butt too big, so many scars on ur legs etc.'

is it really just my mom?

darn, i'm so vain. but duh! it's ALL in the genes~

(from both parents in fact...did i ever tell u how my dad loves to buff his nails to make them shiny?!?!?! drinks black sesame paste to make sure his hair stays black, goes for lasik so he dun needa wear glasses and oh, makes my mom help him trim his eyebrows too...simply put, a VAIN NERD.)

hahaha yt! so have u managed to find an effective diet??? if yes then tell me ok! but forget it if u're gonna say EXERCISE. cuz i'd never do that in a million yrs to get rid of fat. i'd only do it to pass some stupid fitness test.
ah, i'll def consider naming my future son daniel too! (but i pray so hard i'll not get a son...scared turn out to be a pink-hello-kitty-loving-gay if raised by a mother like me...)

and omg...those memory boards are like out-of-stock?!?!?!?!?!
sheesh...they better have some ready before may!

and ooh~~~~~~~~~~ the long-awaited SPRING BREAK'S COMING :D
(u'll too right?!)
hope u'll have wonderful plans for this one precious break!
and hopefully the devils in sch wouldnt bombard ya'll with holiday projects and hw!

lots-o-loves
april2

/these little acts of love.

loved

Girls ;Y

{ three musketeers }

April Twu
180492
~~tkgs~~
~~austin community college~~
university of texas @ austin

Sherri Goh
030692
~~cedar girls'~~
victoria junior college

Koh Yi Tong
020292
~~raffles girls'~~
raffles ~~instituition~~ junior college

We're three girls with 9 years worth of friendship. Inseperable, and yeah, we'll blow your mind out.

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